about the blogger

My names Skyler. I convert oxygen into carbon dioxide. I put my left leg in my pants first. You should follow me if you don't wear crocs and I follow back.

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nathanieljosephruess:

herfunnyvideos:

lockedinabirdcage:

GUYS I JUST REALIZED WHY PAPER BEATS ROCK OH MY GOD

PAPER SYMBOLIZES WORDS WHICH SYMBOLIZES BRAINS

AND ROCK SYMBOLIZES BRAWN.

BRAINS OVER BRAWN.

MIND OVER MATTER.

PAPER OVER ROCK.

You clever little shit.

then what the fuck does scissors mean

lesbians

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vriskajohn:

one time in school we watched shrek and literally everyone was singing along to the songs and reciting all the lines they knew by heart and people were laughing and hugging it was the most spiritual experience ive ever had

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sassniqua:

why are fruit and vegetables so expensive that shit comes from the ground it should be free u feel me

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zackisontumblr:

what do you mean you can’t hang out i showered for this 

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marissa-allover:

hitlersbreastmilk:

imagine if u could hear ur hair growing

no what would it even sound like i don’t approve

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forever90s:

do you ever have those days where you feel like a white person in an infomercial

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darrynek:

fuck you guys at least nationwide is on my side

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